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Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:24 pm

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:58 pm

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church service, when she was startled by an intruder.

As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts;2:38!" ((Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven).

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained to the responding officer what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?

All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"SCRIPTURE?" replied the burglar.

"She said she had an Ax and two 38s."


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