Quotes - August 23, 2012
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:09 pm
Thanks Stephen.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
-- Joe Theismann, Former quarterback
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
-- Ted Turner
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
-- Joe Theismann, Former quarterback
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
-- Ted Turner
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson