Quotes - August 13, 2012

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
-- David Letterman

A joke's a very serious thing.
-- Charles Churchill, "The Ghost", 1762

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
-- Franklin P. Jones

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
-- Woody Allen, My Speech to the Graduates