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A little humor.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:39 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.


Warmie 8)