Make a wish..
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:59 pm
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through, so he prayed:
"Dear Lord,
I go to work everyday and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays home. I want her to know what I go through. So let her body switch with mine for one day."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's prayer.
The next morning, sure enough, the man wakes as a woman... he arose, cooked breakfast for his partner, woke the children. Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, fixed their lunches, drove them to school.
Came home, picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the dry cleaners, stop at the bank, made a deposit. Went grocery shopping, drove home and put the groceries away.
Paid the bills, balanced the check book, cleaned the cat litter and bath the dog. By then it was 1 p.m. so he hurried to make the beds, start the laundry, vacuum, dust and then sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Back to school to pick up the children, got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got them organized to do their home work.
Then set up the ironing board and watch a little television while doing the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for a salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bath the children and put them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was totally exhausted but although his daily chores weren't finished he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he manage to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
"Lord I don't know what I was thinking, I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please let us trade back. Amen."
The Lord in his infinite wisdom replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months though. You got pregnant last night."
Warmie
"Dear Lord,
I go to work everyday and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays home. I want her to know what I go through. So let her body switch with mine for one day."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's prayer.
The next morning, sure enough, the man wakes as a woman... he arose, cooked breakfast for his partner, woke the children. Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, fixed their lunches, drove them to school.
Came home, picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the dry cleaners, stop at the bank, made a deposit. Went grocery shopping, drove home and put the groceries away.
Paid the bills, balanced the check book, cleaned the cat litter and bath the dog. By then it was 1 p.m. so he hurried to make the beds, start the laundry, vacuum, dust and then sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Back to school to pick up the children, got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got them organized to do their home work.
Then set up the ironing board and watch a little television while doing the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for a salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bath the children and put them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was totally exhausted but although his daily chores weren't finished he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he manage to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
"Lord I don't know what I was thinking, I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please let us trade back. Amen."
The Lord in his infinite wisdom replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months though. You got pregnant last night."
Warmie
