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Work place sanity

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:19 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
How to maintain sanity in the work place

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same clothes. Wear each outfit one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.

3) Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."

4) Send email to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost them as much since you did this.

6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.

7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

8 ) Place a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

9) Every time someone asks you to do something -- anything -- ask him or her if they want fries with that.

10) Send email back and forth to yourself, engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the correspondence to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

12) Put your trashcan on your desk. Label it "IN."

13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

14) Send email messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh, you've got to be faster than that."

15) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

Warmie 8)

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:03 am
by Destination
LOL that is great! :D

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:58 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
LOL, makes you want to try some of the suggestions.

Warmie

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:35 pm
by Destination
lol I know right?

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:56 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
LOL right!!!!!!! :wink:

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:20 am
by TackingIntoTheWind
Well done, (((( Warmie ))))! :lol:
I am SOOOOOOO tempted by nos. 10 and 13! 8) :wink:

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:01 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind )))))))))))

LOL let us know how it went when you do.

Warmie

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:27 pm
by Destination
lol I'm much more sadistic. I want to do numbers 14 and 15 lololol :D

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:43 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Destination,

LOL love the laughter I am getting.