Quotes - April 9, 2012

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
-- Maurice Chevalier

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-- Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See"

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!
-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005