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Found in Chinese Fortune Cookies:

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:31 am

Found in Chinese Fortune Cookies:

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Man who run in front of car gets tired; man who run behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Finally,

CONFUCIUS SAY. . .....

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

Warmie 8)

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