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Kids Are Quick
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Teacher:
Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria:
Here it is.

Teacher:
Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class:
Maria.
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Teacher:
John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

John:
You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher:
Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?

Glenn:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher:
No, that's wrong.

Glenn:
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher:
Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald:
H I J K L M N O.

Teacher:
What are you talking about?

Donald:
Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher:
Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Winnie:
Me!
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Teacher:
Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

Glen:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher:
Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

Millie:
I is.

Teacher:

No, Millie ... Always say, "I am."

Millie:
All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher:
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Louis:
Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Teacher:
Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Simon:
No sir, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher:
Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Clyde:
No, sir. It's the same dog.
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Teacher:
Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold:
A teacher.