I you find a four leaf clover it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
Pinch me on St. Patrick's Day and the road's gonna rise up to meet your face?
I actually saw a Leprechaun once. After enough green beer you see all kinds of stuff.
The invitation said, "Come as you are." I came hungry.
St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. Wonder if I can get him to stop by my office?
I love parties that have a pinata. You know me... any excuse to whack something with a stick.
Will you be bringing noisemakers to the St. Patrick's Day party? Or will you be hiring a babysitter?
No green food for me. I get enough of that from my own fridge.
It's easy to get people dancing at parties. Just hold up the line for the bathroom.
I finally figured out why Leprechauns dress so funny. They're single guys who've never been married.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
May the wind at your back not be a result of the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch.
Warmie
