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MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:18 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States, beginning with the Year 2012.

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to solve our problems.

PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment....

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Very eloquently put...........don't you think?

Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

"I'm telling you .... she's the perfect candidate."

"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals ."

"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."

"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?"

(Now that's scary!)

"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."

"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."

Warmie
8)

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:27 am
by Obayan
she's got my vote!

Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:33 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
LOL, at this point, mine too. :wink:

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:22 pm
by TackingIntoTheWind
I obviously don't any influence over political affairs in North America. ( Don't blame me! Blame that bunch of malcontents and their " little temper tantrum " back in 1776...Only kidding! :) :wink: )
But, I think Maxine would be a great Presidential candidate.
The important thing is not to be a politically-divisive figure. If I ever enter British politics, ( Isn't Britain in enough trouble?! :lol: :wink: ), I would avoid being a politically-divisive figure by two straightforward methods;

( 1 ) By not having any policies,

( 2 ) By expressing myself in such a carefully opaque fashion that nobody would ever be sure what I had promised to do or not do, :? and therefore I could never be challenged on my record. 8) :wink:

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:11 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((((( Tacking ))))))))))))))))))

I would never make it politically. And, can't blame you for where you were born. Besides I don't even make New Year resolutions.

:)