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TWO NUNS

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I'll pray for you!

Warmie

pray for me then.....

((((((((((((( Obayan )))))))))))))

I all ready started those prayers for you. Do I know you or what? LOL

Warmie

I think I've been watching too many US detective dramas. I wasn't expecting a dirty ending, but I was half expecting a violent one...?
Although, this does remind me of a similar joke I read quite a few years ago.
Three British university professors, ( A professor of History, a professor of Geography and a professor of Logic. ), were attending an academic conference at a seaside resort in the south of France. When the afternoon session of the second day was unexpectedly postponed, they found themselves at a loose end. And being sunshine-starved British people they decided to head to a remote, but highly-praised beach suggested by many of the local French attendees.
After a long, quite arduous half-hour climbing around a winding mountain path, they reach the beach. However, they were taken-aback to find it was actually a nudist beach. Something their less inhibited French hosts had failed to mention. Being British they were slightly unsure about the idea of " baring all ", but reluctant to simply turn around a spend another half hour just to get back to " square one ". So, eventually, they decide, well, everyone else is naked, :" When in Rome..."
So the three of them are lying naked on the beach, when they are horrifed to see the Principal of their university walking towards them!!!! They can't swim, and the Principal is between them and the path off the beach!!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE SOOOOOOO EMBARRASSING!!!!
But they're stuck...The professor of History tries arranging an empty crisp packet " figleaf "-style over his...er..." attributes ", the professor of Geography tries a similar " figleaf "tactic with an all-all-too-small soft drink bottle...
The professor of Logic recovers his wits and calmly place his underpants over his head.
" What are you doing? ": the other two professors ask in disbelief!
In a calm, if slightly muffled voice, the professor of Logic replied: " I don't know about you, but I am generally recognised by my face...! "

((((((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind ))))))))))))))))))))))

LOL, a good one. Thanks for sharing. We all need that laughter.

Warmie