-- Victor Borge
Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
-- Unknown
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen
"I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights."
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
--Shirley Temple
Warmie
