Visit to the farm
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:23 pm
My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after another class returned from a trip to a working farm:
My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.
"Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f***ers."
Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f***er?"
David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"
Wife: "but who said they were called, er, f***ers?"
David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers," but we all knew what she meant."
Warmie
My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.
"Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f***ers."
Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a f***er?"
David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"
Wife: "but who said they were called, er, f***ers?"
David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers," but we all knew what she meant."
Warmie