A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
getting many. He then discovered the problem: a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD."
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change. (And we used to just sell lemonade).
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar zone. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball. "
He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
Warmie
