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One liners

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:12 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
What do you get when you pamper a cow?
Spoiled milk...

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef...

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him...

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck...

Warmie 8)

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:31 am
by TackingIntoTheWind
You made me do this :) ...I blame you... :wink:

What do you get if you blindfold Bambi?
No idea...
What do you get if you tie all four of Bambi's legs together before blindfolding Bambi?
Still no idea...

( Sorry! :wink: :) )

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:50 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((((( Tacking )))))))))))))))

LOL, will take the blame, now keep them coming.

Warmie