One liners

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

What do you get when you pamper a cow?
Spoiled milk...

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef...

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him...

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck...

Warmie

[TackingIntoTheWind]

You made me do this ...I blame you...

What do you get if you blindfold Bambi?
No idea...
What do you get if you tie all four of Bambi's legs together before blindfolding Bambi?
Still no idea...

( Sorry! )

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

((((((((((((( Tacking )))))))))))))))

LOL, will take the blame, now keep them coming.

Warmie