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Amazing simple home remedies:

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:26 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Amazing simple home remedies:

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments withe the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

4. If you have a bad cough, take a large does of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

5. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

6. If you can't fix it eith a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Warmie 8)

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:56 am
by Mountain_Mamma
Love this... Thanks for the smile, I needed it today... Printing this for the folks in my shop..

Where's my Slinky !!!!

:lol:

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:47 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((((( Mountain_Mamma )))))))))))))))))

YW, That is my goal with the Corner, to make people smile, even laugh. Thanks for letting me know, you made my day.

Adding slinky to my shopping list. :wink:

Warmie