10. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I
don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
12. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
14. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
15. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have
your kayak and heat it too.
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
18. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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