Quote -July 30, 2011
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:49 pm
Thanks Stephen.
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
-- Steven Wright
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
-- Cyril Connolly, Enemies of Promise (1938)
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
-- Jimmy Buffett
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
-- Steven Wright
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
-- Cyril Connolly, Enemies of Promise (1938)
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
-- Jimmy Buffett