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Thoughts by Jack Handy

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:25 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

Warmie 8)