Quotes -July 15, 2011

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
-- Jay Leno

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.
-- Aleister Crowley

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
-- George Bernard Shaw