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First Kiss

At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how about a goodnight kiss?"

Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh, come on! Who's going to see us at this hour?"

"No, please. Can you imagine if we got caught?"

"Oh, come on. There's nobody around. They're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh, please, please. I like you so much!"

"No, no and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh, yes you can. Please!"

"No, no. I just can't."

"Pleeeeease!"

Out of the blue, the porch light goes on and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled.
In a sleepy voice, the sister says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or, I can do it. Or, if need be, he'll come down and do it himself. But for crying out loud, tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"

Warmie

Jeanie...... we have a serious matter here............

im running out of things to say!!.... i always get a laugh right at the punch line of all these little story joke things.

THANKS onnnce again for makin me smile


jj

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I appreciate your post, your reading, but you don't have to answer all. Only if you want to do that. It is all right. As long as the laughter finds you, all that matters.



Warmie/Jeanie

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oh but jeanie you deserve recognition.... cos they really are very funny! if there was a 'like' button id just 'like' every single one haha. i will continue to show my appreciation of them cos they do make me chuckle... just bare with me if its a similar msg of thanks every single time haha

jj

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Wow! That is kind of you, not I am blushing and smiling and thinking WOW!
You made my day!!!

Thank you so much.

Warmie/Jeanie