Quick jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:44 pm
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
… Because he felt crummy.
How do you get a kleenex to dance?
… Put a little boogey in it.
Why did the runner quit the race against Bigfoot?
… He couldn't face defeet!!
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
… Only one, but he gets money, a car, and three college credit hours for it!
The invisible couple had a kid and he isn’t much to look at either!
Two peanuts where walking down the road and one was a salted!
What do you call a snail on a boat?
… A Snailer!
What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?
… A hot dog!
What's a baby's motto?
… If at first you don't succeed - cry, cry again!
What did Delaware?
… She wore a brand New Jersey!
What is a tree's favorite drink?
… Root beer!
Warmie
… Because he felt crummy.
How do you get a kleenex to dance?
… Put a little boogey in it.
Why did the runner quit the race against Bigfoot?
… He couldn't face defeet!!
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
… Only one, but he gets money, a car, and three college credit hours for it!
The invisible couple had a kid and he isn’t much to look at either!
Two peanuts where walking down the road and one was a salted!
What do you call a snail on a boat?
… A Snailer!
What do you get when a dog walks across the sun?
… A hot dog!
What's a baby's motto?
… If at first you don't succeed - cry, cry again!
What did Delaware?
… She wore a brand New Jersey!
What is a tree's favorite drink?
… Root beer!
Warmie