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Supermarket surround sound

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:28 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
Supermarket surround sound

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Warmie 8)

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:46 am
by TackingIntoTheWind
Sounds very wise! :lol:
I'm always particularly careful in situations like that, or in any hazardous situation. Afterall, I'm a fan of Doctor Who, a fan of Star Trek, a fan of Buffy and a fan of Smallville, etc, etc, so I'm at greater than average risk. Afterall, if anything goes wrong, the sh*t hits the fan! :roll: :wink:
( I do the old jokes...It's not my fault!...It's like an illness...I deserve sympathy, not condemnation...! :) :wink: )

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:44 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
With sympathy (((((((((((((( TackingIntoTheWind )))))))))))))))) :wink: