A Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks:
'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
HUSBAND:
'Definitely not!'
WIFE:
'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND:
'Of course I do.'
WIFE:
'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND:
'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE:
'You would? (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND:
(makes audible groan)
WIFE:
'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND:
'Sure. It's a great house.'
WIFE:
'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND:
'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE:
'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND:
'Probably. It is almost new.'
WIFE:
'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND:
'That would seem like the proper thing to do..'
WIFE:
'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND:
'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'
WIFE:
'Would you take her golfing with you?'
HUSBAND:
'Yes. Those are always good times.'
WIFE:
'Would she use my golf clubs?'
HUSBAND:
'No. She's left-handed.'
WIFE:
- silence -
HUSBAND:
' . . . Shit.'
Warmie
