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Signs for the Modern Woman!

I serve 3 meals a day:
Frozen
Microwave
Take out
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Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance.
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LAUNDRY ROOM SIGN:
Push for service. If no one answers, do it yourself.
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My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it.
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Life is made of choices. Remove your shoes, or scrub the floor.
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We women are like cell phones. We like to be held and talked to. But push the wrong button and you'll certainly be disconnected.
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My boyfriend has:
A 30 year mortgage
A 5 year car lease
A lifetime gym membership
And he's afraid of commitment!
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I wasn't going to do anything today. So far, I am right on schedule.
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Money is like manure. It's no good unless it is spread around
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Warmie