Quotes -January 15, 2011
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:35 pm
Thanks Stephen.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
-- Steven Wright
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
-- Russell Baker
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
-- Peter Ustinov
What's another word for Thesaurus?
-- Steven Wright
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
-- Russell Baker
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
-- Peter Ustinov