Quotes -January 4, 2011
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:56 am
Thanks Stephen,
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
-- Ronald Reagan, Said during a radio microphone test, 1984
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
-- Miss Piggy
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
-- Oscar Wilde
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
-- Ronald Reagan, Said during a radio microphone test, 1984
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
-- Miss Piggy
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
-- Oscar Wilde