Quotes -January 4, 2011

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Thanks Stephen,

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
-- Ronald Reagan, Said during a radio microphone test, 1984

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
-- Miss Piggy

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
-- Oscar Wilde