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What is Celibacy?

Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:04 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn’t it?”

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...

Warmie 8)

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:06 am
by Obayan
LOL

OMG

I can't stop laughing!

This is almost as good as when my husband asked me to marry him... he paused and said those three little words every woman loves to hear from the man she loves.....

"can you cook?"

So began my husbands life of celibacy.

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:30 am
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
(((((((((((((( Obayan )))))))))))))))

Can picture the gift on Valentine's Day. A five pound bag of Gold Medal!

Men, got to love 'em.

Warmie

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:34 pm
by Obayan
I remember our first valentines day together. I got a box of chocolarte covered cherries which I can't stand (his favorite) and tickets to the computer show in our area (which i know nothing about)..... so, for father's day.... he got a brand new dress and shoes purse and makeup!

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:09 pm
by Warmsoul/Jeanie13
((((((((((( Sharon )))))))))))))))

Memories are what we live on, I try to remember the good ones, the silly ones. The smiles, the words, the kindness, the 'we'.

Jeanie