Quotes - December 14, 2010
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:08 pm
Thanks Stephen.
Mustard's no good without roast beef.
-- Chico Marx
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
-- Marlon Brando
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
-- George Bernard Shaw
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Mustard's no good without roast beef.
-- Chico Marx
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
-- Marlon Brando
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
-- George Bernard Shaw
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
-- Mitch Hedberg