He was shocked, confused, bewildered
As he entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made him sputter and gasp--
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped his lunch money twice.
Next to him was his old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.
Bob, who he always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.
He nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
He would love to hear that take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.
'And why is everyone so quiet,
So somber - give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said,
'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'
JUDGE NOT!!
Warmie
