The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied. *
*The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. **
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
you could go faster.*
*The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'*
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