Thanksgiving according to Maxine..
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:17 pm
This year we are having a Stress Free Thanksgiving Dinner. I am stuffed the turkey with prozac.
If my relatives really wanted me to be truly thankful, they would do all the cooking.
My secret to great stuffing is to let someone else make it.
For the holidays I bring out all my traditional recipes -- that really keeps the guest list down.
As the Thanksgiving season approaches remember: All it takes is one undercooked turkey, and you will be the 'dinner roll' and 'soda' person for life.
As far as I am concern, any day the relatives visit is Turkey Day.
The only difference between a plague of locusts and my relatives is that the locusts don't hang around watching t.v. after the food is gone.
Warmie
If my relatives really wanted me to be truly thankful, they would do all the cooking.
My secret to great stuffing is to let someone else make it.
For the holidays I bring out all my traditional recipes -- that really keeps the guest list down.
As the Thanksgiving season approaches remember: All it takes is one undercooked turkey, and you will be the 'dinner roll' and 'soda' person for life.
As far as I am concern, any day the relatives visit is Turkey Day.
The only difference between a plague of locusts and my relatives is that the locusts don't hang around watching t.v. after the food is gone.
Warmie
