Martha Stewart vs Maxine
Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:11 pm
Martha Stewart says:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes
Maxine says:
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
Martha Stewart says:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Maxine says:
Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
Martha Stewart says:
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine says:
Celery? Never heard of it!
Martha Stewart says:
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Maxine says:
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!
Martha Stewart says: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.Maxine says:
Maxine says:
Leftover wine???????
Lastly, if you don 't share this with 1 of your friends your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.
Warmie
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes
Maxine says:
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
Martha Stewart says:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Maxine says:
Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
Martha Stewart says:
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine says:
Celery? Never heard of it!
Martha Stewart says:
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Maxine says:
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!
Martha Stewart says: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.Maxine says:
Maxine says:
Leftover wine???????
Lastly, if you don 't share this with 1 of your friends your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.
Warmie
