Drivers
Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:01 pm
Drivers
This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing 120 kph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving. And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver;
Which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel;
It knocked my Cell Phone away from my ear;
Which fell into the coffee between my legs!
Splashed, and burned some members of the family down there;
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!!!!
Warmie
This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing 120 kph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving. And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver;
Which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel;
It knocked my Cell Phone away from my ear;
Which fell into the coffee between my legs!
Splashed, and burned some members of the family down there;
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!!!!
Warmie