Paraprosdokian Sentences 36 - 40
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:17 pm
Ø I always take life with a grain of salt,
Plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire,
Remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Ø You're never too old to learn
Something stupid.
Ø To be sure of hitting the target,
Shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Ø Nostalgia
Isn't what it used to be.
Warmie
Plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
Ø When tempted to fight fire with fire,
Remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Ø You're never too old to learn
Something stupid.
Ø To be sure of hitting the target,
Shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Ø Nostalgia
Isn't what it used to be.
Warmie