Paraprosdokian Sentences 31 - 35
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:52 pm
Ø Money can't buy happiness,
But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether
I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go.
Others whenever they go.
Ø There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down
So they can't get away.
Ø I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.
Warmie
But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether
I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go.
Others whenever they go.
Ø There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down
So they can't get away.
Ø I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.
Warmie