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Paraprosdokian Sentences 31 - 35

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:52 pm

Ø Money can't buy happiness,
But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Ø I discovered I scream the same way whether
I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Ø Some cause happiness wherever they go.
Others whenever they go.

Ø There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down
So they can't get away.

Ø I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.


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