Paraprosdokian Sentences 26 - 30
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:22 pm
Ø You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Ø The voices in my head may not be real,
But they have some good ideas!
Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back.
Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
That you will look forward to the trip.
Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
Even if you wish they were.
Warmie
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Ø The voices in my head may not be real,
But they have some good ideas!
Ø Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back.
Ø A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
That you will look forward to the trip.
Ø Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home,
Even if you wish they were.
Warmie