Quotes - September 26, 2010 Thanks Stephen

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
-- Henny Youngman

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
-- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-- Oscar Wilde

At the present rate of progress, it is almost impossible to imagine any technical feat that cannot be achieved - if it can be achieved at all - within the next few hundred years.
-- Arthur C. Clarke, 1983