Got my coffee,
Got my cigarettes,
Got my computer,
Took my prozac...
Today is going to be a good day.
A female President would be a good idea if you wanted the country ran right for some reason.
Would you ever want to marry your first husband? It's like finding sour milk and putting it in the trash for a couple of days. And then wondering, "Gee, I wonder if it would taste better now?"
Do you realize in about 40 years we will have OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? --- And rap music will be the "Golden Oldies"! (Now that's scary!)
The last guy I went out with had a lot in common with my tires on my car ... he was bald, unbalanced and full of hot air!
If it wasn't for tailgaters, no one would check out my rear end.
I believe in sharing the road with other drivers. They can have the part behind me.
If you are taking a road trip remember ... its not the destination, but the journey that drives you nuts.
I love a man in uniform, unless he is in my rear view mirror.
Here's a tip as you get older: Never wear a hearing aid, because if you do, people will expect you to listen to them.
They hold elections in November because it is the best time for picking out a turkey.
Warmie
