Paraprosdokian Sentences 21 - 25
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:35 pm
Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
But check when you say the paint is wet?
Ø Women will never be equal to men until
They can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president,
And 50 for Miss America ?
Ø Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of,
A bad memory.
Warmie
But check when you say the paint is wet?
Ø Women will never be equal to men until
They can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president,
And 50 for Miss America ?
Ø Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of,
A bad memory.
Warmie