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Paraprosdokian Sentences 21 - 25

Postby Warmsoul/Jeanie13 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:35 pm

Ø Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
But check when you say the paint is wet?

Ø Women will never be equal to men until
They can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Ø Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president,
And 50 for Miss America ?

Ø Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Ø A clear conscience is usually the sign of,
A bad memory.

Warmie 8)

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