Paraprosdokian Sentences 16 - 20
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:35 pm
Ø I thought I wanted a career,
Turns out I just wanted pay checks.
Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money,
If you can prove that you don't need it.
Ø Whenever I fill out an application,
In the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
Ø I didn't say it was your fault,
I said I was blaming you.
Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
So I said "Implants?"
Warmie
Turns out I just wanted pay checks.
Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money,
If you can prove that you don't need it.
Ø Whenever I fill out an application,
In the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
Ø I didn't say it was your fault,
I said I was blaming you.
Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
So I said "Implants?"
Warmie
& a hug!