Paraprosdokian Sentences 16 - 20

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

Ø I thought I wanted a career,
Turns out I just wanted pay checks.

Ø A bank is a place that will lend you money,
If you can prove that you don't need it.

Ø Whenever I fill out an application,
In the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

Ø I didn't say it was your fault,
I said I was blaming you.

Ø I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
So I said "Implants?"

Warmie

[crystalgaze]

Just a hello to ya Warmie & a hug!

(((((((((((((((((((((( Warmie )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Warmsoul/Jeanie13]

((((((((((((((((((((((((( Crystal )))))))))))))))))))))))

Thank you, you are such a sweetie.

Warmie