Paraprosdokian Sentences 11 - 15
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:31 pm
Ø To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal from many is research.
Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
But it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Ø Some people are like Slinkies ...
Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Ø Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity,
They can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Warmie
To steal from many is research.
Ø A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
Ø How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
But it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Ø Some people are like Slinkies ...
Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Ø Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity,
They can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Warmie