Paraprosdokian Sentences 5 - 10
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:23 pm
Ø We never really grow up,
We only learn how to act in public.
Ø War does not determine who is right -
Only who is left.
Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ø The early bird might get the worm,
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening',
And then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Warmie
We only learn how to act in public.
Ø War does not determine who is right -
Only who is left.
Ø Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ø The early bird might get the worm,
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Ø Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening',
And then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Warmie