Paraprosdokian Sentences 1-5
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:45 pm
Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Ø Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian.
Any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Ø Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Ø If I agreed with you,
We'd both be wrong.
Warmie
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Ø Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Ø Going to church doesn't make you a Christian.
Any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Ø Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Ø If I agreed with you,
We'd both be wrong.
Warmie